Zhoper tote, a stylish bag for everyday use with a touch of humor

The name “Жопер” (zhoper) is a fun Ukrainian wordplay:

“шопер” = shopper (a tote), “жопа” = butt (slang).
Together they make “Zhoper” — a cheeky tote with attitude. 
Zhoper tote is your simple, stylish bag for daily use. It’s made from robust Oxford Nylon and can be washed in a machine. 

Features

• The bag holds about 14 liters (32×34×13 cm), which is enough for a 15" laptop or tablet, gym stuff, books, and groceries;
• On top there’s a tightening strap that closes the opening, keeps your things secure, and gives a neat, clean look;
• 2 large side pockets — fit 7” phones, keys, wallet, and sunglasses also drop in easily;

Packaging

• Every order includes a handwritten postcard that explains the joke in a friendly way. It’s a smile in the box—perfect for friends who enjoy clever language, puns, and culture.

This bag is also a great gift for non-cyclists:

minimal design, strong fabric, easy to clean, and a story that makes people laugh—especially foreign friends who love word games and discovering Ukrainian humor.

Technical details:

Capacity: ~14 L (W 32 × H 34 × D 13 cm);

Material: Oxford Nylon (water-resistant, quick-dry);

Pockets: 2 external side pockets for large smartphones;

Closure: Top tightening strap;

Care Machine wash: 30 °C gentle cycle, mild detergent, air dry;

Packaging: Tote bag + handwritten “Zhoper” postcard;

FAQ

- Is the name offensive?
No. It is a light-hearted wordplay in Ukrainian culture. We include a friendly postcard to explain it.

- Is it waterproof?
The fabric is water-resistant and dries fast. For heavy rain, use an inner dry bag.

-Can I wash it in a machine?
Yes — 30 °C gentle cycle. Air dry.